THE ORIGINAL LIST

Lead Based Paint
The Chinless Violinist
The Hot Link
Moo Shu Punk (Chinese punk band)
Addadicktomy
- Origin: From a joke that goes..."When a man doesn't want any more kids, he gets a vasectomy. A woman, on the other hand, gets a hysterectomy. So what's it called when a woman gets a sex change operation to become a man?
An addadicktomy.
Chumbucket (Album: "Lower The Chumbucket")
12 Inch Pianist
Brompton's Cocktail
(This is a punk band!)
- Definition: Usually a mixture of heroin, cocaine, etc. A potent analgesic that sends you in a pleasant mood into the great beyond. Usually no one gets it unless they're in a hospice and dying.
The Alcoholic Mormons
Strap-On Burrito
Front Butt
Mullet (Album: "Business In The Front, Party In The Back")
Emergency Donut
Free Beer
(This is a punk band!)
Olestra
- Definition: In 1968 Procter & Gamble researchers, in their quest to create a way of increasing premature babies' intake of fat, synthesized a fat substitute called sucrose polyester. Procter & Gamble named its product "olestra." Olestra has an extraordinary avidity for certain fat-soluble substances, far exceeding what one would expect based on the fat substitute's proportion of the diet. Olestra's removal from the body of fat-soluble nutrients is linked directly to the additive's being a non-absorbable lipid-like substance.
In other words, your body can't absorb it, so it leaks out of your butt.
My Pet Ulcer
The Evil Doers
Double Decaf Lowfat Half-Cap (Yuppie punk band)
3 Barf Night
Hurtz Donut
Food Borne Illness (Album: "Mayonaise In The Sun")
The Shiznit
Anal Cunt
(This is a punk band!)
That Baby has 11 Toes!
The Crack Whores
Wang Dang Poodle
The Cathaholics
A Taste Of The Tasteless
Chapped Lip Blowjob
The Crematorium Band
The G-Thumper
- Origin: The name of a particularly powerful g-spot stimulating sex toy.
Man With A Cough
Tight Delight
Pussy King
Rumspringa
- Definition: A tumultuous period during which Amish teenagers are allowed the freedom to explore the customs of the outside "English" world - including alcohol, drugs and sex - before deciding whether to join the Amish church for life or leave the community altogether.
Special Forces
The Feds
Paper Cuts
Dirty Old Men
The Grope-inator
- Origin: The nick name coined for Arnold Schwarzenegger, now governor of California, after he was accused of having fondled several young women.
The Moral Superiors
The F Word
Sex 14s
Noisey Parakeet
Piggy Badcop
Flat Dead Rat
The Gazonkees (Album: "They're Huge!")
Snakehead Fish
Business Casual (Hardcore punk band)
Knuckle Talk
- Origin: From a Jack London novel in which prisoners, confined to solitary, use a form of morse code (knocking their knuckles against the pipes) to communicate.
Conscious Little Rocks
Sneeze Guard Salad
Old Cat Noises
Uncle Slam (Album: "United We Slam")
Fatal Charades
The Finger Bangers
The Well Hungarians
(This is a punk band!)
Half-Ton Man
Dirt Slurpee
Speed Slut
Let's Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop
(This is a...band)
Powerwash (Straight-edge punk band)
Handsome Lush
I Will Kill You Fucker!
(This is a grindcore band!)
Butt-Crack Adapter
Spider Rico
- Origin: Rocky's first oponent in the original 'Rocky' movie.
Spoonicorn
- Definition: When you spoon somebody while you have a boner.
Ask Me About My Smell