Update #5

Fallopian Dudes (tranny punk band)
Carpool Sluts
The Penis Bombs
Iron Gyro
- Origin:
From some kid named Jamie on Iron Hero's MySpace:
"Do you guys remember that time we all took a BOAT LOAD of mescaline and sauntered on down to the Winterville rodeo? Lawson ended up eating a cactus taco (con chorizo of course!!!!) and we all sang "I'm an Indian Outlaw" over the PA?
We were all so startled by the way the animals were being treated. We wept and spat and cursed those riders, but they were simply doing what they knew. We fully understood the interconnectivity of all things as we laid back, took turns smoking from a "Senaca 100" menthol cigarette, and marveled at our ability to see the individual particles in the air laid out before us like a grid as we lazily slinked between them. We found the color orange and sold it to "jazz."
We awoke, our bodies tangled naked together under a canopy of blazing stars. "I stepped in cow-shit," Sam said, and we all laughed and drank the rain water that had pooled in the center of the large leaves that were our bed.
For the first time in hours, (days? weeks? who knows?) I realized I was starving. "I am so hungry I could eat an iron gyro," I said.
We all looked at one another and knew...it was the start of something bigger than ourselves."
A Zebra Named Barcode
Wife Fight
Turbo Slut
Man Muff
Fuck Trumpet
Four Way Anal Touch-Fight
(This is a punk band!)
Balls On Chins