Update #3

Vicious Abalone
Extremely Calloused Taint
Cruel Circus
- Origin: From McSweeny's daily:
"If you're ever traveling in northern Thailand and get a hankering for some spicy stuff that'll gross you out, gung ten is the dish for you. It's raw shrimp the size of your pinkie nail on a bed of chili pepper about 20 times spicier than prik nam pla (spicy fish sauce). Half a bottle of whiskey is poured on top right before it's served; this means that anyone who doesn't know exactly what gung ten is lifts the dish's lid and ends up with shrimp dancing into his or her lap. It's a cruel circus, basically, and quite a thing to see. The shrimp look like they have a nice golden tan, but really they're just melting from the inside out after ingesting 30 times their weight in Thai whiskey. Once everyone stops laughing, the server puts the lid back on the bowl and shakes it until most of the shrimp are dead. You won't be able to eat more than three bites of this, but you're in Thailand, so it probably cost about as much as a pack of fruit snacks."
Wizard Sleeve
- Origin: From Borat describing a low-hanging vagina, i.e. "Her vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard..."
Air Mouth
- Definition: This is the Japanese translation of "lip synch."
Jacuzzi Suit