Awesome And Disgusting

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-358611452011-12-14T21:48:51.445-05:00Awesome And Disgusting"THAT WOULD BE A GOOD NAME FOR A PUNK BAND"DJ Max Powerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05972231046543554633noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35861145.post-1160584632269833292007-10-11T01:51:00.000-04:002006-10-12T11:20:48.676-04:00

You know the deal. Every now and then, in the course of normal conversation, you say something that is equal parts awesome and disgusting (perhaps with a hint of "in your face"). As soon as you say it, you realize: that would be a good name for a punk band.This is a game I have been playing with friends and enemies for years. The official list has been stuck to my fridge since the late '90s. Now,

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THE ORIGINAL LISTLead Based PaintThe Chinless ViolinistThe Hot LinkMoo Shu Punk (Chinese punk band)Addadicktomy- Origin: From a joke that goes..."When a man doesn't want any more kids, he gets a vasectomy. A woman, on the other hand, gets a hysterectomy. So what's it called when a woman gets a sex change operation to become a man?An addadicktomy.Chumbucket (Album: "Lower The Chumbucket")12 Inch

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Update #1Pigs On AcidLesbian Petting ZooI Am Tweeker- Origin: A defiant statement made by my Italian friend. After staying up for several days, high on crystal meth, he was accused of being a speed-freak. "No," he said, "I am tweeker!"Bangers & Mash (English punk band)Hammer ToeThe World's Biggest BoogerThe Dictator-tots(this is a punk band!)Visitors To Uranus

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Update #2Hydrogenated NutsThug PlumberStrong Bloody ViolenceMan PussyHarold BackwaxBobbing For TetnusThe All Meat Combo

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Update #3Vicious AbaloneExtremely Calloused TaintCruel Circus- Origin: From McSweeny's daily:"If you're ever traveling in northern Thailand and get a hankering for some spicy stuff that'll gross you out, gung ten is the dish for you. It's raw shrimp the size of your pinkie nail on a bed of chili pepper about 20 times spicier than prik nam pla (spicy fish sauce). Half a bottle of whiskey is poured

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Update #4Human CapoteI Am Looking At Gay Porn- Origin: There is a computer-based practical joke that involves sending an unsuspecting person a link via email. The link will usually be labeled "Amazing video" or "You have to see this to believe it!" along with instructions to turn the volume up loud so as not to miss anything. Ideally the recipient opens this email in a library, at work or some

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Update #5Fallopian Dudes (tranny punk band)Carpool SlutsThe Penis BombsIron Gyro- Origin:From some kid named Jamie on Iron Hero's MySpace:"Do you guys remember that time we all took a BOAT LOAD of mescaline and sauntered on down to the Winterville rodeo? Lawson ended up eating a cactus taco (con chorizo of course!!!!) and we all sang "I'm an Indian Outlaw" over the PA? We were all so startled by

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Update #6Jean Claude Van-Dasm (or simply Van-Dasm)- Definition: An orgasm induced by getting touched or kicked by Jean Claude Van Damme.Chicken Fried Strawberry Cheesecake- Origin: This is actually a dessert at a restaurant in the midwest somewhere. They take a frozen piece of strawberry cheesecake and bread it, then deep fry it. FishratLanced And DrainedCat Swallower(this is a punk band!)

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Update # 7Reverse BirthMorning JerkyFart BlanketCats In Scuba GearAlmost A VirginPorn Logic- Origin: From the absurd scenarios often seen in porn movies. For example, a woman comes home and catches her husband having sex with the 18 year old babysitter. As punishment, she strips off her clothes and demands they have a hot three-way. Yeah porn logic!Long Distance Lap DanceFull Flower Of YouthGuns,

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